my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
spiders don’t bite???
"spiders don’t bite"
boy have i got some bad news for you
5 seconds of TELL ME THE FUCKING NEWS
jaw lines so sharp they’re slicing through teenage girls’ hearts